CODE RED Six Pack V.2 – SWINGING SWAPPERS

Here we go, finishing Disc 1 of CODE RED’s SIX PACK VOLUME 2 with Swinging Swappers. Now, if that title doesn’t win the REDUNDANT SEXUAL PHRASING AS ONLY A HACKED UP PRINT OF A GERMAN SEX COMEDY CAN CARRY award, I’m not sure what will.  That is one prestigious award!  Thank you, Hemisphere!!

 

 After a heavily cut opening credits scene that somehow still retains some groove, we realize that we are watching a 1 hour print of the film BETTKANONEN from 1973.  A pretty typical bit of sexy time cinema, it’s the tale of a roving reporter out for some stories on the upper crust at a dinner party. A grizzled old veteran starts spinning stories about the guests and we follow along. My favorite of the batch comes first (and hey, that sort of stinks when the cinewad gets blown that fast) as a naughty wife decides to hire a woman to seduce her husband so she can get a divorce from him to hook up with her lover.  Several “car/boat” out of control during the schnitzel slinging jokes ensue, but hubby ain’t dumb at all.  He not only gets his pay for play gal on board, but zooms the wife with his own Private Dick and leaves her with a, “be more careful in the next marriage!”  Good dirty fun. 

The other stories are a bit more standard, but you’ll thrill (maybe a little) to the “crime” segment as we learn about a heist gone wrong and a kidnapped woman that may just have the perfect endgame to her ordeal.

And there are groovy clothes and beautiful women…of course.

The final scene is an interesting one, not so much for the typical “middle eastern” harem guy that wants a red headed baroness only to be fooled by a hotel employee in disguise (complete with Ilsa, Harem Keeper Of The Oil Sheiks duo), which is fine and all, but the fact that the DVD just ENDS during the film. As the confused guy tries to sort out which redhead is which, he ends up standing toe to toe with an elderly driver and WHAM!!! Menu.  Now, I’m not one to complain, but I am one to investigate.  So, without further ado, here is the scenes finale from an ancient VHS!  Not only is there a one punch brawl, but our poor girl is going to get her man.

Overall, an interesting oddity and I’m loving my CR6P, only 9 more movies to go!  And here we go, because nobody demanded it, but I wanted it…the original opening to this film.  The US credits are completely cut down, I love the music and editing here!  Enjoy!

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CODE RED Six Pack V.2 – SWINGIN’ STEWARDESSES

Back into the CODE RED DVD Six Pack today for a short blast of STEWARDESS REPORT action, heavily cut down to just over 1 hour.  This adaptation of Die Stewardessen (which is available on uncensored Blu Ray via Elite) is fun to watch for sure, but keep in mind that Hemisphere was obviously looking for bottom of the bill fodder and scissored not just chat, but lots of nudity as well!  The upside is that buyers of the set can check out some of the fun in this REPORT film (I love these, click here and you’ll see how much) for little investment.  

What we have is several tales of sexual escapades from various stewardesses as they travel the globe hungry for new experiences and dudes in tighty whiteys as well.  I could tell you plot, but instead, how about some highlights.  The actresses are all of that perfect 70s variety of sexploitation standard, especially Ingrid Steeger and Evelyne Traeger who both get to show more smiles than skin in this cut of the film, but they are nice smiles and the dubbing is hilarious pretty much throughout. 
Listen as the tale of Messalina is used as an aphrodisiac!  Thrill as a group of swinging groovys watch a porn film while the voice over from Evelyne Traegar’s character complains that the film is moving to slow…get to the action!!  Watch as SVEN the body builder unleashes his massive physique to train women in how best to get the most from their bodies…even if it requires using a swing! 
Overall..it’s just good fun and on a beat up print that enhances it’s effect.  Nice background noise for a party of YOUR swinging pals!  Groovy tunes from Franco regular Walter Baumgartner will keep your toes tapping, even if you won’t get to see the best nude bits of the film. 
My favorite part?  Well… watch this perfect pants flip at the camera from Margrit Siegel!  Just awesome.  Worth spending a lot on? Nope. Not in this version, but you don’t have too.  If you like it, get the Blu Ray.  If you are trolling through a set that keeps on giving, suck it in and blow it out…on to the next!

And here is the pants flip!

And for your enjoyment… the original German opening. The nudity in this clip is scissored out of the American release! ACK! 

Girls At The Gynecologist – Report!!

Could there be a more bizarre setting for a Report film than the workaday case log of a German gynecologist in the 70s?  Not if Ernst Hofbauer has anything to say about it!  From the lives of parents trying to understand how their daughters have developed strange fevers (“It’s the clap, doc!”) and frigid girls that are dealing with trauma, all will be exposed.
And that isn’t all…gents, if you have no experience with the inner workings of the ladies in your life, this film can change that.  Not sure it is a plus really, but interesting nevertheless!  I highly recommend this film for Reporters.
Here are the swinging English credits, some lobby cards and more!

Christina Lindberg – A Flat Cameo in Naughty Co-Eds

Continuing my vigorous REPORT reportage, I started watching Schulmädchen-Report #8 the other night. The English dubbed edition is NAUGHTY CO-EDS and I was really surprised to find another Christina Lindberg appearance in the series (after he mind blowing sequence in #4).  But if there is one thing nobody could call the lovely Lindberg it would be FLAT.
Not so here…watch as her POSTER gets some action.  I couldn’t find the exact same image to match up with the scene, but here is another from the same series!

This was a really cool find… I’m hoping to find more such connections as I go along in REPORTville.