Do The D’Amato n’ Damiano HAMLET DANCE

The end credits of the Luca Damiano and Joe D’Amato porn presentation of Hamlet includes Sarah Young and The Hamlets performing…are you ready?… TO FUCK OR NOT TO FUCK!

Dig it. Hum it. Love it!

Joe D’Amato Porn Openings… THE CREDITS

I’ve been working on an article on Joe D’Amato’s 90s porn output and figured that while I was here we could all enjoy some of that cool credits action they provide.  Well, they provide it for me. All those Fred Slonisko mentions, the career of Kathleen Stratton and so much more. 
First up, SELEN-QUEEN OF THE ELEPHANTS.

And then we have the bizarre Erotic Adventures of Aladdin X, which features a Dunkin’ Donuts and Wendy’s sign and an Aladdin Busline!

Showgirl! Joe D’Amato finishes his final Porn Shot – The Animated Version

I couldn’t resist making a flash animated review for my SHOWGIRL review.  The film, and Joe D’Amato, deserve the extra mile.  Besides, here a robotic version of “Athletic Assplay” is worth a click.  Check out the actual review (and it’s slightly longer text) right HERE!!

Joe D’Amato and his final SHOWGIRL!
by: Orlof
http://www.xtranormal.com/xtraplayr/12418970/joe-damato-and-his-final-showgirl

Showgirl! Joe D’Amato finishes his final Porn Shot

I did it all for history.  It was hard and stiff work…but I had to raise the masts and set sail on the good ship Joe D’Amato Porno once again.



I finally found a copy of SHOWGIRL, the film Joe D’Amato shot in Vegas before going home and passing away two days later!  It was released on DVD in Italy in a rather respectful package as the maestro moved on. I don’t know if anyone bothered with my look through all the D’Amato porns (it is just on the back burner-I’ll get to it after I can wear underwear again and my sperm count is back to average)-but you get Kathleen Stratton, Fredericko Slonisko, Donna Dane and even Teddy Chuck in the credits-which is a good start.  Sure I was a little down about the circumstances of the film, but other parts of me were immediately UP thanks to Joltin’ Joe just doing what he does so well.  
 

While the Cheap location work is evident (1 strip club, 1 apartment, walking around Vegas at night), it does have a stripped back appeal that shows Vegas without the fast cutting and raucous music running over the big lights of the gambling monolith.  Instead it feels like a brightly lit version of a crawl down 70s Grindhouse flicks version of 42nd St. in NYC.  For 80 minutes and 7 sex scenes the ambiance of the exteriors is actually a nice bit of unglam for your eyeballs. 

“Hello…I’m Showgirl…I wanna dance. Hey-Ashlyn Gere?? AWESOME!”

Briefly, we have our one Showgirl, who comes to Vegas to make money. She has a boyfriend. She does her due diligence in a strip club owners pants to secure a job and is sucked (harhar) into a whirlwind (well, a succession) of sexual encounters.  She then decides to go back to her boyfriend, treating him to her improved techniques thanks to all the practice she gets as she works the pole(s) of Vegas.  The end.
Athletic Assplay included.

Uh…over here…I…oh, already busy with a tryout?
Thankfully the ASSistant Manager is on booty duty!

The DVD is pretty interesting, it is one of those “narrated” deals. The film proper is in Italian and not dubbed. Every so often a woman speaks over the film to tell us what is going on.  The best part is that our Showgirl shares both Joy and Sorrow with us during her trip through the underworld of Vegas.  I don’t know, she seems pretty happy as a blonde sandwich filling to me.  Go figure.  
Yes…just like fingercuffs!

 

This isn’t as groovy as many of his earlier porn films, there is no trippin’ through the genres you’ll see from his Hercules or WIP or Crime porns sadly.  But he knows how to shoot porn and even had me kind of turning my head to figure out what in the hell is going on at one point.  The lead dude must be some kind of athlete / dancer, he likes to stand on kitchen bars and put one foot on the ceiling and the other pointed down to make a weird, and I’d think moderately dangerous for all involved, water spout effect.   I definitely enjoyed his goofy take on the dancing sequences as well, because I have been to several clubs of the strip variety and never seen that much self love on the main floor.  Ah well, I’m not complaining, it isn’t realism we are shooting for is it?  

 

Wow…thanks for coming back to me baby–uh, boy, you sure got some new skills!
It was fun and I learned a lot–but I’m just worn up, down and out!

Eva Henger wasn’t very prolific in porn, but the disc bio makes her sound like a star.  She is pretty OK, though frankly she falls short of even Tara Buckman in the acting department.  Seemed comfortable in all aspects of her job, including athletic assplay and vigorous vacuuming of multiple surfaces simultaneously.  I was more impressed by her co-star, Jazmine-whose final film would be entitled “The Best Ass In The World.”  

 

Not a classic, but a landmark.  I wonder if any of my Trash Blogger pals can help me here.  I know I saw images (either in an old AVN or a fanzine) of D’Amato getting his lifetime achievement award from the AVN awards.  There was even a picture!  I need to find it, and I wonder if Showgirl was shot during that trip?  The IMDB has Showgirl as 98, but I’ve long heard that he shot this, went home and passed away.  Also, any of you porn mavens know if AVN put those shows on video?  Maybe there is some video of that presentation, I’d love to see it!!  

And finally–the disc includes some trailers. 1 featured Jazmine (yay) and seemed very standard stuff. However, it had one CRAZY feature. The soundtrack to the trailer is “Another One Bites The Dust” in all it’s real glory.  Picture with me…two girls in schoolgirl outfits and man chowder is flying on them in slow motion as Freddie Mercury intones “HEY! Gonna get you too…another one bites the dust!”

Do Do Do Dum Dum DumDUMDUMDOODUM…SPLAT!

Credits of course…YES–TEDDY CHUCK!!

Joe D’Amato Porn Investigation Crew #7 The Boxer #1

I’m back!! And I’m digging deep into the D’Amato porn again.  The Boxer Part 1 (of a TRILOGY!!) is probably the least of the groovy entries I’ve watched so far, but features Rocco Siffredi and his beautiful wife Rosa Caracciolo going at it amongst a decent looking cast.  It also features a tale of a loser pugilist offered a chance at the big time if he can just get in one good punch with his “BIG RIGHT HAND!” 
Rocco’s hands are probably big, but his dick is bigger and he has no problem applying it to any opponent willing to stand in front of it’s stunning blows. 
Also on (one) hand is Sean Micheals and my new favorite porn name, Crayola Bleu! 
Fun?  A bit.  Good D’Amato styled porn with lots of slow motion shots that I could do without.  The boxing scenes are fun because they look like old styled Santo flicks.  Crowd shots, utterly empty backdrop around the “match” and then back to the crowd. 

Yep…the original has its own number!!

To wield the mighty staff of flesh, one must exercise!

I’m going to be looking for this, or at least the box it comes in!

“I may not fight well, but I carry a large stick!”

“Yes Rocco, I do smell pretty good down there!  BRAVO!”

“So..uh..that is how you box? I’ll stick to fuckin’!”

“Man, the shirt may fool you, but we are about to DP the HELL out of that blonde!”

A modest dinner at the Siffredi house–better get Rocco’s EuroAssBlast #22 into production!

And in this corner…mistress of the Donkey Punch!!

Rocco looks at the only opponent he can lay…out!  Triumph at last for THE BOXER!

HEY…I’m supposed to be delivering that body blow!!

Annnnnd….CREDIT WATCH!!

TEDDY CHUCK!!!! TEDDY CHUCK!!!!

Joe D’Amato Porn Investigation Crew #6 Carmen la zoccola spagnola

OOOOOHHH!  This one feels like a really cheap Joe D’Amato flick with porn now.  We have a few locations between sex scenes as our hero Mike King shows up as an agent of Interpol out to deal with a money laundering scheme.  His methodology?  PROBE EVERY HOLE IN SPAIN!!  And he does.  But hey, we also get everyone’s favorite Hercules, Hakan, doing some hoisting and lifting as well.  OK, OK…he isn’t everyone’s favorite Hercules, he isn’t even mine, but he does seem to bring a certain stiffness to his toils. 

Carmen, The Spanish Whore appears to be part of a series of films that feature Maria de Sanchez as the title Flamenco dancer.  Her appearance doesn’t particularly add to the plot, but her assets bring a bounce that will shake your maraca all over the place!

This one is the least of the cultish entries so far, but also matches the cheap Filmirage productions like Blue Angel Cafe really well!  I think you’ll want this more for the chance to build up your favorite mastubatory muscles instead of a part of the Joe D’Amato Master Class from University of Orlof!  But why not??

Adventure…Filmirage (ur…D’Amato) style!!

What what what…you are an agent too?? Well then….

Enjoy my thong in your mouth!  I stole this off the Hercules Sex Adventure set!

Random leopard prints are still hot in Europe…

Do spies like business meetings?  Sure…if they end like….

THIS! 

Interpol Agents could use a close shave.  May I check your crotch to see the efficacy of your choice of razor blade??

Random Flamenco!!

Credits watch…some different production companies involved, this 1996 entry must have been cruising on the Massaccesi Mania!  Wait…what the fuck is wrong here?  WHERE IS TEDDY CHUCK????  And there is a new Slonisko!!